I think that somehow somewhere inside of us
We must be similar if not the same
So I continue to be wanting you
Left of center against the grain
So if you want me, you can find me
Left of center, off of the strip
In the outskirts and in the fringes
In the corner, out of the grip
And when they ask me "What are you looking at?"
I always answer "nothing much" (not much)
I think they know that I'm looking at them
I think they think I must be out of touch
But I'm only in the outskirts and in the fringes
On the edge and off the avenue
And if you want me, you can find me
Left of center, wondering about you
Lyrics: Suzanne Vega

Welcome to my home on the World Wide Web. It's not much, but it's cozy. I'm sure you've noticed the absolute dearth of bells and whistles--no cascading style sheets, no frames, no Flash, and damned little Javascript. This is for two reasons. The first is I'm an artist, Jim, not a programmer. The second is that I believe in the K.I.S.S. Principle. (To find out what exactly that means, please go here.) So anyway, as long as you're here, you might as well have a look around.

Okay, I'm going to assume for the moment that you know absolutely nothing about me. I guess you could call me a goth--that's what they scream at me on the street during Mardi Gras, anyway. The pic above was taken on Valentine's Day 2000, right after the Tucks parade. I know I look drunk, but I swear to God, that glass is empty.

No doubt you're looking for content on this site, not just a black background and some cool graphics. Okay, here.

bio	Anything you want to know about me, and more than you probably ever would have thought about wanting to know.
art	If you've ever dreamt of having an Emby Quinn original work of art designed just for you, now's your chance.
dolls	Unfortunately, due to server issues my KiSS doll sets are offline until further notice.
KiSS	So what is the "Kisekae Set System" anyway, and what does it have to do with heavy metal music? (Answer: Not a whole lot.) Here you will find what I've managed to glean about the history of computer kisekae, and some tips on how you can make your own KiSS sets.
Dollz	I love playing with dolls so much I've started making cartoon dolls. You can have some of my creations if you want. I have bases here, too, if you like to make your own.
rants	This is what pisses me off. If I spent time putting it up here, then you know it had to really piss me off.
WebSigs	So, you like bumper stickers? Have you run out of room on the back of your car and wish you could put some on your website? Then check these out.
links	Places to go, things to do, people to see and some other stuff.
awards	I must be doing something right. These are the awards my website has been given and the prizes from contests I've won.
FAQ	Before emailing me with any questions you might have, please check here. I've probably already answered your question 1234895712309847 times already. =)
Livejournal	I have gotten fairly active on LiveJournal. I belong to a bunch of communities there. I have a DeadJournal too, which is just like LiveJournal, only...well, deader.
mail	Write to me here. You can say anything you want about me--I've developed a pretty thick skin over the years. If you're emailing to ask me a question, though, please check here first. You can also sign my guestbook below if you want.

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Pointless Disclaimer: All the stuff on this website and its associated sites belong to me. Every word, every pixel, everything. Don't take the text, the images, the layout or anything else. Why would you want to steal the layout anyway? It sucks. Don't steal bandwidth, either. Tripod won't allow direct linking. Believe me, if I find out you've ripped me off, you're going to wish you never even heard of me. Trust me on this one.