Pretty Shy For A Wild Guy
(Tune:  "Pretty Fly For A White Guy", the Offspring)

Ichi, ni, san,  shi, go go go Gatchaman!

Give it to me, Eagle! --Uh-uh, no way!
Give it to me, Eagle! --Uh-uh, no way!
Give it to me, Eagle! --Uh-uh, no way!
And all the girlies say he's pretty shy for a wild guy

You know it's kind of funny, that Ken should act this way
He's 18 and a hottie, but some people think he's gay
The ladies really go for his boyish smile
But every time he gets one, he ends up in denial

So don't debate, Ken, we know you're straight
Although it don't seem you're interested in scoring either way
You should play the field, you know they'll yield
But you? no way
But you? no way
How long will you wait to find a girl to date?
There's got to be one who can make you rise up to the bait
Come on, now, Eagle please
Get acquainted with your thing!

Give it to me, Eagle! --Uh-uh, no way!
Give it to me, Eagle! --Uh-uh, no way!
Give it to me, Eagle! --Uh-uh, no way!
And all the girlies say he's pretty shy for a wild guy

He needs some cool moves
He should check with Condor Joe
Asakura gets the girls
But they all die in the show
Up cruising in his Cessna Ken may have a lot of class
But what he needs now
Is to get a piece of ass!

So don't debate, Ken, we know you're straight
Although it don't seem you're interested in scoring either way
You should play the field, you know they'll yield
But you? no way
But you? no way
How long will you wait to find a girl to date?
There's got to be one who can make you rise up to the bait
Come on, now, Eagle please
Get acquainted with your thing!

Give it to me, Eagle! --Uh-uh, no way!
Give it to me, Eagle! --Uh-uh, no way!
Give it to me, Eagle! --Uh-uh, no way!
Ichi, ni, san,  shi, go go go Gatchaman!

Now he's got a reputation for being a queer
I don't think even he knows just what there is to fear
Friends say he's trying too hard with this hero bit
But if you ask me, he just needs a good swift kick

So don't debate, Ken, we know you're straight
Although it don't seem you're interested in scoring either way
You should play the field, you know they'll yield
But you? no way
But you? no way
How long will you wait to find a girl to date?
There's got to be one who can make you rise up to the bait
Come on, now, Eagle please
Just snag a clue, Ken, please
Come on, now, Eagle please
Get acquainted with your thing!

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Lyrics (c) 1999 Emby Quinn

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