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I tried, people. Really I did. I tried to be calm, and non-judgmental, and impartial when I went through this list. It didn't work very well. If you have the merest acquaintance with J. K. Rowling's "Harry Potter" series, you'll quickly see how ludicrous and far-fetched 99% of Nancy Stouffer's claims are.

INFRINGEMENT EXAMPLES

J. K. ROWLING BOOKS   N. K. STOUFFER BOOKS   EMBY'S COMMENTS
CHILDREN'S FABLE
AGES 9-12
CHILDREN'S FABLE
AGES 6-12
These aren't "fables". They're STORIES. Rowling's storytelling abilities simply outstrip Stouffer's. And what age group are children's books meant to aim at? 80-year-olds?
MYTHICAL PLACE MYTHICAL PLACE Aw yeah, London's REAL "mythical".
ORPHAN BOYS TWIN ORPHAN BOYS Uhm, hello? Orphans are VERY common in children's stories. It garners instant sympathy for the protagonist (cf. Cinderella, Snow White, Sara Crewe, Oliver Twist, etc.).
SORCERER'S STONE WORRY STONE It's actually the "Philosopher's Stone", a mythic alchemic object whose legend is centuries old. The name was changed to "Sorcerer's Stone" in the US to make it sound more "witchy", presumably.
MUGGLES
HUMAN/NON-MAGICAL
FULL SIZE PEOPLE
MUGGLES
HUMAN/NON-MAGICAL
LITTLE PEOPLE
Stouffer's "Muggles" aren't human. They're anemic hydrocephalic premature crack baby foetuses.
MUGGLE FAMILIES MUGGLE FAMILIES And they BREED. Shudder.
MUGGLE VILLAGE MUGGLE VILLAGE And they FLOCK, too. Actually, Rowling's stories do not speak of a "specific" Muggle village; all villages, towns, cities and such are "Muggle" places except for villages like Hogsmeade, which is a wizarding village.
MUGGLES REJOICING
"HAPPY, HAPPY DAY"
MUGGLES REJOICING
"OH WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY"
"Even a Muggle like you should be celebrating this happy, happy day!" is the quote, I believe. That's what a wizard says when he is nearly flattened by Vernon Dursley in the street the morning after Voldemort's downfall. Besides, the only similarity here is the word "day". That's a pretty damn common word.
MUGGLES PLAY SOCCER-LIKE
GAME
MUGGLES PLAY CROQUET-LIKE GAME No, dear, the Muggles actually play soccer. The wizards play a soccer-like game called Quidditch.
NEVILLE NEVILS Neville is a perfectly ordinary English name. It's about as common as Joe is over here in the States.
NEVILLE LOOSES THINGS CRIES AND WHINES NEVILS CLUMSY AND NERVOUS AND COMPLAIN The word is "loses", not "looses". And he doesn't really lose things, they either run away (his toad) or get stolen (the list of passwords). And of course he cries, he's a ten-year-old boy!
NEVILLE BODY CHANGES BECOME BLISTERED WITH BOILS NEVILS BODIES CHANGE BECOME DEFORMED/SKIN ROUGH Neville's body changes because he got splashed with a botched potion. It's not like it happened spontaneously.
HARRY POTTER LARRY POTTER Yes, that's pretty close. However, the movie Troll (1986) has TWO characters named "Harry Potter"--father and son, Sr. and Jr. respectively. By the same token, "Larry Potter" was featured in the movie "Get A Life". Quite a series of coincidences, wot?
LILY POTTER LILLY POTTER Again, very close, but not exact. And "Lily" looks NOTHING like "Lilly", who is rather less than the beauty that Harry's mother is. Finally, Lily Potter was a survivor of the Titanic disaster, so it's not like either Stouffer or Rowling invented the name.
NIMBUS 2000 BROOM FLYS THROUGH THE SKY NIMBUS MYTHICAL WARRIOR FLYS THROUGH THE SKY "Nimbus" is an old word for a cloud. What else do clouds do but fly through the sky? In fact, in the American dub of Dragonball Z, Gokou's golden cloud is named--you guessed it--Nimbus.
A MIRRORED LAKE A MIRRORED LAKE The lake in Rowling's book is "smooth as glass". Mirrors are never mentioned.
FLEET OF BOATS FLEET OF BOATS Would you have preferred a "flock" of boats? Or a "herd" of boats?
BOATS AWAIT BY LAKE BOATS AWAIT BY INLET Of course, boats most commonly have to be whistled for before they'll come to meet you at the edge of the water.
BOATS TRAVEL ACROSS LAKE BOATS TRAVEL DOWN INLET TO LAKE Now this is just getting silly. Is it so uncommon for a boat to travel across a lake?
VISITORS TRAVEL BY BOAT
TO CASTLE
VISITORS TRAVEL BY BOAT
TO CASTLE
If there's a large body of water between visitors and a castle, what are they supposed to travel by? A 1955 Buick Skylark?
IVY VEGETATION SURROUNDS THE BOAT PASSENGERS TROPICAL VEGETATION SURROUNDS THE BOAT PASSENGERS Of course, we all know that ivy is very common tropical vegetation.
CASTLE ON CLIFF CASTLE ON CLIFF Whereas most mythical, mystical castles sit on highway overpasses.
DARK SECRET PATH DARK SECRET PATH Oi, Ms. Rowling! Slap a few streetlights on that secret path so it's not so dark anymore!
ENTRANCE TO CASTLE
"FLIGHT OF STONE STEPS THAT LEAD TO A HUGE OAK DOORS"
ENTRANCE TO CASTLE
"FLIGHT OF STONE STEPS THAT LEAD TO A HUGE WOODEN DOOR"
A castle with a flight of stone steps? Who would have thought? And how quick of you to notice that oak is wood! Naughty Ms. Rowling, the doors should have been made of fiberglass.
KNOCK THREE TIMES ON THE OAK DOOR KNOCK THREE TIMES ON THE WOODEN DOOR Twice on the pipe if the answer is no. Really now, knocking three times isn't all that uncommon. Tony Orlando sang about it.
RECEIVING HALL RECEIVING HALL A castle with a receiving hall? Unheard of!
FLAGSTONE FLOORS CHECKERBOARD STONE FLOOR Flagstone and checkerboards are the same thing! Who knew?
GREAT HALL GREAT HALL Hey, this castle has a "great hall", too! Call the lawyers!
SEATS IN GREAT HALL SEATS IN GREAT HALL Now, if everyone had been forced to stand, there wouldn't have been a problem.
FOUR HOUSES FIVE COLONIES Most English upperclass schools have "four houses". It's a way of encouraging healthy competition, good sportsmanship, and cutthroat tactics in England's youth.
VISITOR CEREMONY VISITOR CEREMONY Uhm, no, that's the "Sorting Ceremony". Those kids aren't visitors, they're staying for seven years.
VISITORS PREPARED FOR
QUESTIONS
VISITORS PREPARED FOR
QUESTIONS
Questions? What questions? They put on a singing hat and it tells them which house they're in!
QUESTIONS ASKED BEFORE
OTHERS ALREADY THERE
QUESTIONS ASKED BEFORE
OTHERS ALREADY THERE
Sure, if you count last year's Sorting Ceremony.
HOUSE CUP HONOR CRYSTAL GOBLET HONOR CUP OF DESIRE CRYSTAL GOBLET It's just called the House Cup, and many English private schools have something similar.
DRINK SORCERERS STONE ELIXIR DRINK WATER FROM THE WELL OF DESIRE Nobody drank the elixir of the Philosopher's Stone in the book.
CHARACTER DRESSED IN TIGHTS CHARACTERS IN TIGHTS Actually, most of the wizards and witches wear robes and cloaks. You couldn't get Angus in a pair of tights; he "likes a healthy breeze around his privates".
VANISHING STEPS VANISHING STEPS The steps to the 142 staircases in Hogwarts do a lot of things--vanish, change direction, swallow your legs to the knee...
QUILL PENS AND PARCHMENT QUILL PEN AND PARCHMENT Of course, we all know Ms. Stouffer invented quill pens and parchment. Sometime before Al Gore invented the Internet, no doubt.
POISONOUS FUNGUS ALLERGIC REACTION POISONOUS MOSS ALLERGIC REACTION That's a plant pus you're talking about, and it simply causes boils.
HERBS AND FUNGI  BORDONIAN MOSS *STARE* Careful, Ms. Stouffer, you're going to strain something by reaching that far!
GOVERNOR FRIAR The Fat Friar would be insulted. You didn't include him in your list!
UNDERGROUND CAVES
AND PASSAGEWAYS
UNDERGROUND CAVES
AND PASSAGEWAYS
This is getting a little tiresome. There are all sorts of legends about secret passageways under London and elsewhere in Europe. These stories are centuries old.
THE BOOK OF MONSTERS THE ANCIENT BOOK OF TALES So "Book of [something]" belongs to Ms. Stouffer, too? Fancy that. And it's the "Monster Book of Monsters", if you want to get technical.
KEEPER OF THE KEYS KEEPER OF DREAMS 
KEEPER OF THE GARDENS
KEEPER OF THE MILLS
KEEPER OF THE CHILDREN
KEEPER OF THE FOOD
KEEPER OF THE LIGHT
Hagrid introduces himself as "Keeper of Keys at Hogwarts" when he first meets Harry. Thereafter he calls himself simply the groundskeeper. "Keeper of Keys" is a much older expression than anything Ms. Stouffer could have come up with for her story.


CONCLUSION: She's a loony. Blow her off.