JASON
(to the tune of "Jesse", by some guy whose name I can't remember)

From deep in my memory, Jason speaks at 5 am
He says that the reruns are on again
"Hey girl, come and watch us like the way it used to be
You don't need to sleep in--come on, turn on your TV!
It's the episode about the rally, you know you want to see!"
Jason, you always do this every time I think I'm in recovery...

Jason, I remember just how it used to be
I'd rush home from middle school to watch you on TV
I know all about the way the show's supposed to be
But Jason, you make Battle of the Planets fun for me

He says "Tell me, how's the writing?" I say "Miya? She's just fine
I used to write about you all the time
I finally changed the canon to the original, y'know...
Jason, how do you always seem to know just when to show?"
He says "Get yourself together, before the commercial's done"
And I listen to him swear this time they'll make it through the entire run

Jason, I remember just how it used to be
I'd rush home from middle school to watch you on TV
I know all about the way the show's supposed to be
But Jason, you make Battle of the Planets fun to see

So here I am awake again, an hour before dawn
And who knows? Maybe this time I'll find out that the program's really on...

Jason, I remember just how it used to be
I'd rush home from middle school to watch you on TV
I know all about the way the show's supposed to be
But Jason, you make Battle of the Planets fun for me
Jason, could always sell any dub to me.

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Lyrics (c) 1999 Emby Quinn

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