HARD TO PLEASE
(Music:  "That Don't Impress Me Much", Shania Twain)

I've seen anime that people thought was way cool
But none of it thrills me much, as a rule
You think you're an expert--you think you've seen it all
You're a regular otaku, a real know-it-all

BRIDGE:
Oh-oo-oh, you think it's special
Oh-oo-oh, you think it's something else

Okay, so you've seen "Ghost in the Shell"--twice!
That don't impress me much
So you got some killer anime to watch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me up in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

I knew another guy who carried a P-chan in his pocket
And combed his hair Speed Racer-style over his face
And all that extra hold gel that you use oughtta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place

(BRIDGE)

Okay, so you're Son Goku
That don't impress me much
So you got some killer anime to watch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me up in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

You're one of those guys who likes to work his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss Lum-chan good night
C'mon, it's a poster--you must be jokin', right!

(BRIDGE)

Okay, so you've got PAL
That don't impress me much
So you got some killer anime to watch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me up in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but you're so out of touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me watching yet another Street Fight--err...
That don't impress me much

Okay, so what do you think you're Akira or something...
Whatever
That don't impress me

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Lyrics (c) 1999 Emby Quinn

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